Phony Creamy Dannon Yogurt

What dairy consumer reads the tiny print on a
container of Dannon Yogurt? One would assume it's
natural, right? Wrong! Why is Dannon Yogurt so
unnaturally thick and creamy?

Pay careful attention to the list of ingredients.
There is a message. Dannon Yogurt contains these
taste-tempting additivess: pectin, food starch,
modified food starch.

If you've ever made your own marmalade or jam from
fresh or dried fruit, you know that pectin is the
ingredient necessary for thickening. If you have a
reaction to MSG, you recognize "modified food starch"
as another name for this excitotoxin. Food starch?
Ever use corn starch or potato starch to thicken
sauces or gravies?

The bottom line is that Dannon yogurt does not
thicken naturally when made from just milk.
Manufacturers often use artificial emulsifiers
to thicken their products and then lie to consumers
by representing that they are natural. In a sense,
everything is natural with the exception of the
supernatural. Dragon blood is supernatural.
Unicorn horns are supernatural. Gillyweed is also
supernatural (you must be Harry Potter fan to know
about gillyweed). Starch, MSG, and pectin may be
called natural, but to do so is offensive and
insulting.

Solution:

Make your own vegan yogurt. It's easy. here's how:

If you own a SoyToy, instead of adding soybeans to the
filter barrel, add 1/2 cup of millet. Add water to the
cooking pot. Turn on the machine. In 25 minutes you will
have a thick creamy neutral-tasting pure white milk.
Refrigerate the millet milk and it will set into a
thick creamy vegan yogurt.

Add strawberries or blueberries or bananas or mango or
whatever fruit you desire into your blender and puree.
Stir the fruit mixture into your yogurt and enjoy!
If you have a sweet tooth, add a touch of maple syrup.

I am intentionally not giving you the phone number to
purchase a SoyToy. If you want one badly enough, you'll
figure out a way to contact me. Call this the worst
commercial offering in the history of advertising. But
one portion of millet yogurt will cost you less than a
penny to make and the SoyToy will pay for itself in a
few months, so go for it if you are so motivated to
figure out how to do so. Yes, I am in a playful mood.

Figure out how to order a SoyToy today and I'll send you
a complimentary package containing enough millet to produce
a case of homemade vegan yogurt (strawberries not included).
If and when you figure out the SoyToy toll-free number, I
can guarantee that a playfully moo-ded opertor will be
standing by to take your order.

Robert Cohen
http://www.notmilk.com
i4crob(at)earthlink.net

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